americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special


jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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♥ 326613 — via dutchster (originally ppitte)

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The things I write about you are not pretty.

For example: You are the ugly way I feel about Los Angeles, mouth a smear like sunset singed with citrus burns. Hollywood hill is a smashed pomegranate against your scorched teeth. All the stars walk the red carpet while I write sonnets to your mouth. It’s been too long since the last time we spoke, I’ve forgotten what everyone else looks like — your hands are trees made of smog, and they have taken root in my lungs. I wish this city would burn to the ground.

For example: The last time I fell in love, I broke all the dishes in the kitchen and bled out on the floor. You were not good for me. You held the bandaids, but I told you to put them back in the drawer. I loved being so broken for you — your heart was a hospital without the healing. My parents never taught me that being loved for your wounds was wrong.

For example: Tonight, I am falling asleep without you. I’ve had bad dreams ever since we met, things about dark-haired women that die because they never ran fast enough. I never ran fast enough. I’m still learning what it’s like not to find your face etched into the wood of my floorboards, and I’m failing miserably. You were not good for me.

For example: You were not good for me. You were California burning, and my lungs couldn’t take it. You were not good for me. You were a broken spine I couldn’t set; I was a scab you always picked. You were not good for me.

For example: Get out of my poetry, nobody wants to read about the ways we broke. Get out of my poetry, this isn’t about you anymore. This is about Los Angeles and how much I hate the sky. California wasn’t good for me — nothing about dying is pretty.

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Burn Victim | d.a.s (via backshelfpoet)


♥ 3128 — via bewwbs (originally b0wlfor2)

defineboyfriends:

"MOOOOOOM DO I HAAAVE TO STAND NEXT TO HER"
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wellingtonvevo:

zayn: dad i gotta go to my friend’s mom’s wedding

yaser: which friend?

zayn: louis

yaser: the little white one that smokes?

zayn: yes—

yaser: sit yo ass down



Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland, Tina Knowles and Jennifer Hudson at Tina’s birthday in New Orleans last night (Jan 11)

Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland, Tina Knowles and Jennifer Hudson at Tina’s birthday in New Orleans last night (Jan 11)


caramelfringe:

THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD

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♥ 4867 — via gaghaz (originally harryerstyles)

Harry and Lou at Jay’s wedding 7/20

Harry and Lou at Jay’s wedding 7/20


doncasturbate:

Why does everyone keep purposely getting Harry in the background of their pictures


gravityagainstme:

A quarter of cherry pie😍

gravityagainstme:

A quarter of cherry pie😍